the long awaited post....

i need lots of motivation to wake up and sleep early. i skipped TWO classes today just because i wanted to continue sleeping (they were gonna hand out the midterms i think). plus in my sleep, i got dominic to buy me beef & veg with rice -_- i have completely no mood to put in effort and it scares me that i'm behaving in such a manner. zzzz.

spring break was soooooo awesome, it was like the best trip i had ever been on in my life! vegas, san francisco, riverside, hollywood, LA & santa monica with some of the most fun people ever!

anyway i think i owe everyone my vegas experience hahahah. now when i look back, i have no idea how to make it sound funny (cos it seemed too far away to remember). so it went like this: i was initially upset about the whole "under 21" thing, since vegas IS an adult playground and you basically can't do much around the strip if you aren't legal.

one of the nights we planned to go clubbing, and clubs here ARE NOT CHEAP AT ALL. but anyway to make you feel better about paying so much, the ambience is a MILLION times better than singapore, with no drunk people, no one who looks like they're wearing cheap stuff and basically no girls with jeans (except me :D). so think about a flurry of boobs and cleavages, legs and more legs. its like going clubbing with a towel wrapped around you. (oh and without underwear... i saw a girl's nether region as she danced on a really high platform). oh goodness.. not hot (cos she was fat)

ok so moving on, we managed to get free entrance into Haze, a new club at a new hotel on the strip called Aria! (: so queue we did and i kinda like used this other girl's ID.

"they can't tell asians apart..."
"really meh? but i'm not exactly asian."
"just try lor"

and guess how many times i got in?

TWO hahahahahahahhahaha.

they really can't tell the diff between me and a chinese girl (with small eyes). ok awesome!!!!!!!! :D off to the bar we went, did a ton of shots and i tried this really sweet pineapple tasting thing which was off the hook. omg i wish i asked them what it was. dammmit. then it was the dancefloor..... which was off the hook too!!!!!!!! there were girls like everywhere and two supposedly arabian looking ones gyrating on the second level.

so we danced danced danced danced..... it was quite a great experience, apart from the rude white bitch who told us to get off the platform. KX was totally gone after like one drink -_- so ZY and i had to support her... i felt like a nanny hahaha but it was still fun nonetheless. i felt like a NUN there. hahahaha.

sooooooooo this sounds weird anyway i have this thing with puking in clubs (HAHAHAHA) especially with certain types of lighting... the really fast and intermittent ones which turn the dancefloor pitch black when it's off? so i start to get very uncomfortable and then i puke yeah. oh and claustrophobia too lol. story of my life.

so i told daryl and we made our way to the toilet. he thought i was gonna die la hahahahah damn funny, he tried to follow me into the toilet but was of course refused by the bouncer. then erm i was like trying to hold my puke and i was walking to and from the sink to the trash can. so this black girl told me to use the cubicle, and in i went and i puked like. ugh

ok so then i cleaned the toilet seat with toilet paper and flushed it. and when i stepped out guess what?
a female bouncer was there, right outside my cubicle to kick me out of the club.

nice.

"it's against our club's policy to keep you in if you throw up anywhere in the club."
"are you kidding me?"
"no, so i'm so sorry m'am i need to get you out of here. do you have an ID?"
*thinks oh shit* "yeah i do, but it's outside with my friend."
she must have thought i was gonna zao by this time, but being such a great person i didn't.

so i got kicked out of the club. @^£@&*^£@^£)^@! and i, TKX (the person i was for the night), was banned for the night... which was strange cos the real KX was inside drunk LOL.

so i was talking to the black bouncer
"dude, is it really a policy to kick people who puke out?"
"yeah, we try to keep really high standards here."
"i actually flushed the toilet and cleaned it you know?'
"you are a good person......... but you're still banned"
*insert laughter here*

Moral of the story: IF YOU PUKE INA VEGAS CLUB, EITHER DO IT DISCREETLY (probably won't be the case, cos there are SO many bouncers walking around the dance floor as well) OR NOT CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF.

well, like they say, what happens in vegas, stays in vegas.