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so it went like this. i was in love with gold woven topshop gladiators, so i brought it to the counter, and told the dude i didn't bring my fashion forward. "but it's only $6..." that was his response, i was like in momentary despair "but it's still money!" i'm not usually like this *cough* but anyway i shall continue with my story. then guess who i saw! stephanie from vjband making a payment, so i weaseled my way to the cashier and unabashedly said hi and asked her friend, "can i use your fashion forward?" then i continued talking to stephanie while thinking i outsmarted the guy when i flipped open my wallet and then JANG JANG JANG........ MY ATM CARD WAS MISSING!!!!!!

i couldn't like explain what was running through my head for 3 seconds, but i sputtered- swear. "omg where. is. my. atm. card." i think the two of them probably thought i was crazy or some con artist, okay, i saw her friend's expression. then instinctively i asked to make a reservation, and then the guy started smirking, haiii i lost. so i wrote my particulars down and i left the store freaking out because i lost my atm card. so i called my my mother, father, brother, sister, boyfriend, elise and screamed... okay no i only called two people. then just as i was about to call DBS, i opened the note compartment of my wallet and guess what i saw.........

MY FERRARI RED CARD SITTING THERE LAUGHING AT ME.

what a bitch right!! okay so i had to undo all the calls, and calm down my screaming mother. then i turned around sharply on my heels and marched back into topshop and plonked my stupid card on the counter and went "i found it." i swear he gave me a sigh "oh but your friend just left what." (I BET HE WAS SEKRETLY LAUGHING AT ME WITH THE OTHER GUY CASHIER.) "hahaha, see what i can do." then i turned to the woman beside me and i went, "hi i'm deborah can i borrow your fashion forward? it's like i get a discount and you can get free points!" then i smiled the sweetest smile reserved only for my boyfriend. 

THEN I WALKED OUT WITH MY GLADIATORS, $6 DISCOUNT, A NEW FRIEND AND OUTSMARTED THE GUY. HAHAHAHAHAHA.